For fun....The Wizard

[big kumara]

Dorothy's middle name was Gale...or was that her last name? Ack...I haven't seen it in soooo long...

Ya know, it's kinda nice to talk about the WOO without a bunch of people jumping in and claiming that it promotes satanism, communism, homosexuality or all three, lol.

[Lon Frank]

Duh, "this (pair) of emerald slippers?"

Make that, RUBY slippers! Am I paying attention, or what?

And BTW, without looking, what is Dorothy's middle name?

What does the Kansas peddler bill himself as?

And a tough one, what kind of bug sequence did they originally have, but cut in the final movie? Hint: In a classic blunder, they left in the line where the Wicked Witch says, "I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of 'em ".

[the mule]

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I answered more questions than anybody! I didn't even get a pair of ruby panties! Nor an emerald thong! And I spelled everything properly too!

The AVATAR is NOT AMUSED! [img]mad.gif[/img]

[Lon Frank]

Just loosen your garters a little. I'm saving the best for last, and you ain't answered the "bug" question yet.

Besides, I been busy with the plans to have my body changed out. I was thinking I wanted Pammy's, but then I thought, naw, too many miles!

[Pammy]

Well, Lon, honey... a Mercedes can handle it! [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Jack Booted Thug]

Lon,

For some reason it sticks in my mind that the insects were bees. I don't know why but somehow I have a vague association of bees with the trek down the yellow brick road.

[img]graemlins/hug.gif[/img] There, there Mule. We know that you are a super genius and the the evil Lon likes to play favorites.

[Lon Frank]

Hmmm, let's see, bees, bees, bees.

AAANNNNNNNNNTTTT!

So solly, incorrect answer, and also, you have been voted the weakest link on this, the new Japanese version of this popular quiz show. Now, to the delight of our studio audience, and of course, our home viewers, you will prease to commit seppuku, or as it is called by our vulgar American viewers, "harry carry".

For the rest of you intrepid gamesters, time is running out for the remaining questions. And I still have to give away this nifty, kinda burned broomstick, these red and white striped pantyhose with the imprint of a house on them, and this genuine, authentic, stuffed flying monkey.

[Aunt Bee]

Lon, just for recap purposes, could you clarify EXACTLY which specific questions go unanswered? I wouldn't wanna giva ya the wrong answers ya know!

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[Lon Frank]

OK, OK. I see by reading the other threads, that the intelligent elite among us are over to Capnfun's place, gargling raw oysters with hot sauce and drinking themselves into oblivious nirvana. Therefore, I will repeat the questions in question.

?What was the billing of the Kansas showman, before he became Wizard of course?

?What ?bug? scene was cut from the movie, leaving the blooper line where the Witch says, ?I sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of them?. Hint: she says it just before dispatching the flying monkeys, and the removed scene was a dance routine featuring the Scarecrow.

And a caveat for those among us with unwashed minds (you know who you are), a flying monkey has absolutely nothing to do with Pammy on a swing set.

[Pammy]

On a swing? How kinky! Worth a try though. [img]wink.gif[/img]